Tomorrow is Chris and mines 4 year anniversery
and instead of getting excited it is just making me sadder that we are not together
I need a large glass of wine
all my friends and the hot tub
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Das right!
Permission to be a bad ass nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Because only Spartan WOMEN give birth to real men
(via sadonah)
I wan’t a fastforward button for the next 11 months
By some unfortunate circumstance, you’ve found yourself in Flagstaff, Arizona, A.K.A. the “Sweet Tap-Dancing Buddha, I am so bored!” capital of the world! Thinking about leaving? Well throw the fun bus in reverse and back RIGHT THE FUCK UP, Cowboy. Because I’m thinking of…
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
(via aratherlargeangrybear)
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
oh my fucking god
IF THERE’S A PRICE FOR ROTTEN JUDGMENT
MIDGARD WOULD SURELY HAVE WON THAT
THE RULERS ARE IDIOTS, NEED REPLACEMENT
I’M HERE NOW BOW TO ME
KNEEL HERE, HMM NOT BAD~
(Who’d you think you’re kidding
I’ll bring just hell, not heaven to you
You mortal are just weaklings
Honey, I can see right through you
Guess I can’t conceal it
I’m in a mood for killing
Thor most of all~)
OHHHH NO CHANCE, NO WAY
THERE’S NO MERCY, NO NO
[and I got tired >w>;]
my level of joy over this is growing into a girly squeaking noise
(Source: becausehiddles, via hoper-of-far-flung-hopes)
J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.
I HATE EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO HAPPY LEFT! IT’S JUST SAD FANDOM FEELS! FOR. EVER. AND. ALWAYS!
Congrats to JK Rowling…she has managed to reduce me to a sobbing hiccuping mess of ugly tears ONCE MORE
…damn these feels.
my eyes are watering (._. )
why why why?
tear my heart out one more time jk rowling, tear it out why don’t you ahhhhh
I feel as an adult this should not make me as sad and as hurt as I feel right now… why do I feel these feelings!!!!!
(Source: peculiarpepper)
I think I should do this to Chris one morning
(Source: anispi, via how-pleasant)
